Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot chicks galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
Suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filling with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour.

'Tis not possible!', I pleaded,
But my browser, so conceited,
Remained blank, then I repeated,
Just a blank and nothing more.

With a scream, I was defeated,
For my cookies were deleted,
So I begged, no longer seated,
'Give me back my free hardcore!'

Then, in answer to my query,
Through the net I loved so dearly,
Came its answer, dark and dreary:
Quoth the server, 404